– Wife Calls A Husband…

H – “Hello?” , W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” , H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”H – “What’s the price?” , W – “Only $1,500.00.”, H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”, W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H-“What price did he quote you?” , W – “Only $60,000…, H – “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.” W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…” H – “What?” , W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! , Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.” H – “How much are they asking?”

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